Dad, Do You Even Know What Sex Is?
byMy youngest son is not impressed with what he learned today. “I am never having a baby,” he told us in no uncertain terms. Why? I’ll tell you…
My youngest son is not impressed with what he learned today. “I am never having a baby,” he told us in no uncertain terms. Why? I’ll tell you…
“You’ve got to talk to your daughter,” Master9 told Tracey, referring to Miss6. “She’s annoying me at soccer. It’s embarrassing.” Tracey didn’t think it sounded so bad. She soon would…
“I’m not going to eat it! You can’t make me!” snapped Master9 at the doctor’s rooms today.
We were sitting with an allergy specialist and he’d just conducted prick tests on our little man and discovered the peanut, and to a lesser degree fish, allergies we’d been eating around for the past seven years are no more.
Oh, shit. There’s two of them.
Against my better judgement, and courtesy of Red Balloon, I jump into a tank of bitey sharks at Underwater World and recklessly blow bubbles at them.
Miss4 stood spreadeagled across the doorway to Tracey’s office, refusing to let her mother pass. “What’s the password?” she said.
There’s more to being a tooth fairy than digging into your pocket for small change. But last night, I think I earned my wings.
Kiva is a great way to help people without breaking the bank, primarily because when you put money into this organisation it doesn’t disappear. You get to control where it goes and who it helps. Plus, the money you lend to someone gets repaid so then you can lend it out again.
My daughter, Miss4, handed me a note. It read: ‘I’m butfull and you’re hot.’ The last bit sounded right…
Miss2 is doing really well with her toilet training. This morning, after I picked her out of the cot, she raced into the bathroom, removed her own nappy and sat on the toilet to wee. I couldn’t have been prouder if she’d bashed out Beethoven’s Fifth on the keyboard.
If you’ll bare with me, I have a confession to make. You know those paintings and pictures the kids bring home which fill the house and clutter the walls? I’ve never really seen the attraction. I only ever see mess.
As any parent will attest, there’s genuine power in a kiss. Healing power, that is. A kiss from a parent can cure almost all boo-boos. Almost…
“You come out of your room again and you’re losing Minecraft for the weekend,” Tracey said to Master8. What? I felt sorry for Master8 but I hadn’t even done anything wrong! Why was I being punished?
“Aaahhhhh,” came the moan from the other end of the house. “Aaaaaah.” As it approached the office where we were sitting, Tracey and I…
There are big moments in a young child’s upbringing which I really look forward to and they’re not the usual nonsense milestones people generally get all worked up about.