Master5 was struggling to sleep tonight. He was thirsty, he needed to pee, the room was too bright and the bugs were too, well, buggy.
The main problem, as I saw it, was he wasn’t lying down with his head on his pillow.
“Who,” I asked, trying to make a point, “goes to sleep sitting up in bed with their eyes open?”
“Psyduck,” he informed me.
It seems there’s a Pokemon to justify just about any bad behaviour.