Slap Happy
by“Did Grace show you her hands?” Tracey asked me as she into the kitchen from the car. “Oh,” I said. As in Uh-oh.
Slap Happy
Painting Myself Into a Corner
byI may not be able to run like I used to, but jeez I can still move when I need to.
Slip Of The Tongue
byI’ll say this for Miss7, she’s got balls
Avengers – MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT
byThought I’d get the important bit out of the way in the post title
Like Mother, Like Daughter? Uh-oh
bySometimes your kids give you a glimpse of what life might have in store for them. It’s horrifying, isn’t it?
The Leftover Hot Cross Bun Solution
byWhat to do with leftover hot cross buns over Easter. If anything, this makes them better!
2019 Best Sportsing Effort Award Goes To….
byWell, this was unexpected. Unexpected, unwanted, unnecessary and completely unbelievable. All of the un words. Right up until the truth was uncovered.
Big Bad Gymnastics Dad
by“You did not,” Tracey gaped at me. “Are you really that much of an idiot?”
I don’t know why she insists on asking me questions she already knows the answer to.
Listen Carefully
byOkay, I think enough time has passed I can probably tell this story without naming names or pointing fingers.
A Post About Our Sex Life
byThought I’d dispense with the awkward bit in the title.
Wax On. Wax Off. Wax Lyrical.
byI have a confession to make: my name is Bruce and I have an issue with earwax.
The Solution to the Australia Day Controversy
byAs regular readers will know, I am loath to get involved in anything controversial. BAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding.
Christmas Confessional
byOnly one slight issue this Christmas.
The Bits Christmas Leaves Behind
byWhy do we do it? Why do we buy so much food for Christmas Day? And what do we do with what’s leftover?
THE 5 Christmas Must-Haves You Probably Won’t Think About
byI asked my kids for their ‘don’t forget’ suggestions for Christmas. They all said ham. All of them. Because we’ve only had five half legs of the stuff in the last four weeks so, you know, they’re fanging for it.