Surprise! I’ve decided to start collecting some of my favourite replies on the BFLI Facebook page. Be warned, you might end up here on the blog 🙂
I cut the crusts off for my Miss5 and she still leaves the edges where the crusts were. Then today, I found her eating the crusts off the chopping board after I said no more slices of bread.
My boy used to “cupcake” his little brother till he was thrown up on. Learned his lesson the hard way.
I’ve trained them into believing that daddy loves cupcakes almost as much as he loves them, so they take great joy in presenting with handfuls of stinky joy.
Text message to husband: This year Valentine’s Day will mark 11 years together. We will be doing something special and you will be organising it. Rules… 1. We WILL NOT be going to McDonalds, no matter what spin you put on it, it’s not a nice dinner out. 2. Having sex is not “something special” unless accompanied by dinner and a movie. 3. I will NOT be cooking. 4. I expect jewellery and chocolate and not necessarily in that order. 5. Said jewellery is not to be from a vending machine. Follow these rules and you’ll live to see our next anniversary. Ps I love you.
My then 4 yr old asked if she could watch Bruce Almighty. I thought about it for a couple of minutes and decided that there was nothing in it that I remember being inappropriate (except maybe the boobie scene which didn’t bother me much at all). So I put in on for her and carried on with the housework. About 20 mins later Miss4 came into the kitchen and said, ‘Guess what I can say, mum?’ This was a regular question for my little articulate chatterbox. I said, ‘What can you say?’ She said, “Over to you, F@CKERS!”
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