Clever Dicks
byOur kids are all different. All seven.
The blog posts which probably mean more to us than you. Our day to day stuff which, one day, our kids will look back on and laugh at. Or use in court. Or talk about with their psychiatrists.
Our kids are all different. All seven.
I have a Minaj sized schnoz, and I’m here to prove it.
“Someone in there?” asked Master24, tapping on the door of the bathroom. Close.
My unedited 50ish birthday morning wakeup by the fam. If you’re wondering why my nose is like that, you’ll notice me toss off my sleep apnea mask as they walk in. Any other problems with my face are permanent. Note – my wife wanted me to edit out her and the mess but I a) couldn’t be bothered, & b) think it all looks very normal for a household of 9 and having just gotten out of bed.
I think we just discovered why Miss4 takes her swimming lessons so seriously.
As Tracey and I are discovering, there’s a price to be paid for running away together….
Note: If your guide asks, “Do you want to go the easy way or the fun way?” he doesn’t mean fun in the way you and I mean fun.
Maybe it’s just me, but the seats are so packed in on airplanes these days, shuffling past someone in the aisle seat to your own feels like second base.
“I suppose you think you’re very funny,” Tracey scoffed at me this morning as we raced around finding shoes, hats and bags. I had no idea what she was on about.
This week is a bit of a milestone for this family. For the four months since Tracey has been home with us we’ve effectively been treading water, putting our lives on hold until Tracey’s had the energy and stamina to do more.
Mothers Day had a very real chance of being a memorial instead of a celebration for the kids and I, so this year it’s especially sweet to be able to tell Tracey how much we love her, and to spoil her a bit.
It takes roughly five minutes to drive from Miss4’s pre-prep to our home. Some days it feels much longer…
I think the biggest issue with having Master24 and his girlfriend living with us for a few months is going to be our children’s contraceptiveness…
Being the oldest has its benefits. But it also has a downside – younger siblings.
I’ve only got a minute or two between games, so I’ll make this quick – I am having a great day! We all are….