My lack of night vision has again given Tracey a hearty laugh.
Tonight I was putting out the rubbish after dinner. The bin was so full and so heavy I didn’t want to risk pulling the bag out so I carried, grunting and straining, the whole bin out to the wheelie bin.
Heaving the bin up to empty it, I heard a few things fall out.
‘Bloody hell!’ I thought to myself. I couldn’t see a thing so I fumbled around the ground and picked up some papers and empty strawberry punnets and rockmelon skins and –
– an opened dirty nappy.
Tracey, who watched the whole thing from the kitchen window, was mightily amused. When you’ve got kids life has a shitty sense of humour, doesn’t it?
Meanwhile I’ve decided tonight might be a good night to stop biting my nails.
When not typing away over here and checking his stats every two minutes
Bruce Devereaux hangs out at his ‘BIG FAMILY little income’ Facebook Page.
’raising a family on little more than laughs’