I Can’t Keep It In
byWARNING: This story has some imagery which isn’t for the faint of heart or weak of stomach or people who don’t like to say eww out loud. But it is funny.
WARNING: This story has some imagery which isn’t for the faint of heart or weak of stomach or people who don’t like to say eww out loud. But it is funny.
“You make this for me,” said my wife at Chin Chin in Melbourne recently, “and you can do whatever you want with my body.”
Maybe it was the fact we left all our kids in Queensland for 48 hours, but Melbourne, you are my kind of everything.
Can I see a show of hands if you’ve ever been late for a flight and wondered if there’s enough money left in the credit card to pay for another one?
Anyone else watching the news and shaking their heads?