Morning Has Broken


I like to edge my way towards consciousness in the morning, rather than be jolted awake by circumstances outside my slumber.

My least favourite way to be woken up on a weekend is being climbed over by one of the kids in an effort for them to hunker down between me and their mum.

The Clean Police


Earlier this week, Master21 and his housemates arrived home to find themselves in a bit of a predicament: they’d ALL gone out without their house keys. Being university students, the intellectual cream of youth, they’d also neglected to hide a spare key somewhere in the yard.