Going Completely Potty
byTracey and I have each discovered something different about public toilets.
Going Completely Potty
The Aftermass
byI am not a new parent so I should have known better…is what Tracey growled at me.
5 Easy Christmas Bring-a-Plates
byHere are my top ideas for something to bring-a-long to Christmas lunch so you appear helpful while still conserving energy for the present opening. It won’t surprise you to learn I’m super lazy about it 🙂
The Pointy End Of The Christmas Tree
byNot sure how it plays out with other families, but with only two sleeps until the big man in red delivers our kids their prizes for being good this year, we’re at the point of our family tradition where I don’t get to spend much time with my wife.
5 Tips To Beat The Christmas Rush
byIt’s not as hard you think…is something I only like to say when referring to Christmas. Christmas is the most wonderful, magical, exciting, smile-attracting and enthusiastically anticipated time of the year. Even more-so than Father’s Day. But it’s also stressful. Well good news, folks, I’m here to help.
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I Am The King Of Christmas
byI don’t claim to have been much of an expert of the fairer sex when I was a young man, but I’m pretty sure I remember something about how desirable being swept off your feet and carried off to a fairytale castle was.
Sovereign Hill
by“I reckon I’d have made a great candle maker,” I told my kids as we watched a bloke dunk another string of candles into…
The Oldest Trick In The Book
byI just got lucky.
Schrodinger’s Bus
by“What’s wrong?” Tracey asked from somewhere behind me and to my left. “Why are we stopping?”
The Punny Farm
byI love petting zoos. There, I’ve said it. So when we came around a sweeping curve on the Gippsland Hwy and a series of…
Breaking Out In A Nervous Rash
byThis idea is a little bit priceless.
Tinklebells
byEven though Tracey has already started the Christmas shopping, as a rainy day exercise she encouraged our kids to write out their Christmas lists for Santa this weekend.
I Can’t Keep It In
byWARNING: This story has some imagery which isn’t for the faint of heart or weak of stomach or people who don’t like to say eww out loud. But it is funny.
Okay, I Get The Message
byI’m currently perched on a stool at a cafe tapping into my laptop and wondering if it’s safe to go home yet.
On The Bright Side…
byTracey is a firm believer there’s usually a bright side to any situation, and she’s starting to win me over.