Testing The Waters
byThe results are in: wives are way effing cunning. Tracey, you will NEVER convince me you didn’t know exactly what you were doing. It’s on, you sexy, deceitful biatch.
A quick run down of the main players in the ‘BIG FAMILY little income’ adventure blog.
The results are in: wives are way effing cunning. Tracey, you will NEVER convince me you didn’t know exactly what you were doing. It’s on, you sexy, deceitful biatch.
We expect to be taking off on the next leg of our journey around Oz Sunday afternoon, and we’re all so excited. Well, nearly all…
I have guilt.
“You said a bad word, Daddy!” Miss8 accused me tonight.
I am in all sorts of trouble because apparently, it is my fault that my eleven year old daughter was caught swigging beer last night…
“Where’d she get chocolate?” I stammered when Miss3 came running up to me with her face and hands covered in it.
“Who’s the ugly one with the whiskers?” Miss7 asked her mother.
Under oath I’ll swear I was being a good, responsible dad. The circumstantial evidence, however, is really stacked against me.
“You remind me of someone with that moustache,” a girl at work told me this week. “I’ve got it! You know that television series Magnum?” OH YEAH BABY
1. House proud. To Tracey: “Aye been polishing ma deck all morning. Would yee care to take aarr look?”
My big gift for Fathers Day this year was a huge surprise in that it wasn’t beer. Not even a stubby.
I try to help Tracey out where I can, but sometimes I just make things worse…
“This is the problem with being a techtard,” my friend complained, “nothing makes sense anymore. When I was a kid, a Barbie was a doll and computer was a calculator. It was so much easier.”
“I really don’t want to,” Miss9 enthused. But I chose to ignore it, sprouting off some nonsense about wishing to show my daughter a bit of culture and how she’s always saying she wants a pony: shouldn’t she at least see one up front and personal? Fact was, I just didn’t want to show up alone.
Thinking Miss3 was into her shoes again, Tracey was surprised to find Master8 walking past her in her wedding heels.