Take Two

We finally managed to get in front of a camera today at the Channel Nine studios, Willoughby, after our spot was cancelled last week at the last minute. I wouldn’t say ours was the most hard hitting segment they’ve ever done, but for us it was more about the experience and getting the kids a look inside the workings of ‘telly’ and being able to clock it up as a homeschooling excursion.

Some people have suggested, after umm watching me ummm answer questions ummm that I seemed a little nervous.

Not nervous. Stressed.

The bit where I stood in front of our bus talking was fine because I’ve done a couple of radio interviews now and I’m slowly getting used to just going with the flow and expecting to flounder. It’s sort of  my thing. Not saying I enjoy the added element of cameras particularly but how many people get the opportunity to do something like this? I consider myself very lucky to even be asked.

The stressy bit didn’t really start until we got inside the studio.

Even then, it wasn’t the bit where we had our faces done and I had to protect the table full of makeup from desperate-to-experiment little fingers. Or when they trotted the kids through and around expensive equipment backstage and an awesome working control room. Or when my kids started to rearrange the furniture in the green room.

All that is par for the course in a family where there’s more children than available hands to restrain them.

The stressy bit for me was when we were standing behind the cameras, prior to our segment, as they filmed the show live to air.

Specifically, it was stressful because Miss5 was with us.

From my past posts you may or may not have picked up that Miss5 is a bit of a wild card, and today she didn’t ‘disappoint’.

As we watched I could feel my anxiety start to creep up as Miss5 stole a strawberry off someone’s breakfast plate and started to touch stuff we couldn’t afford to replace.

“Stand with me,” I hissed at her and put a hand on each of her shoulders to try slow her down. At which point she took up a new annoying habit and I had to lean down and whisper four words I’m pretty sure I’ve never used in this particular order.  “Stop. Sucking. My thumb.”

I wiped it on my pants and the little bugger went for my other one.

At this point we indicated to the lovely young lady showing us around that maybe it might be wise if we went back outside to the bus to wait for our bit.

She agreed so quickly I suspect she might have noticed Miss5’s erratic behaviour and perhaps also been having doubts we had the readies to replace so much as a bulb in one of their big, mobile spotlights.

We climbed out of the studio through a little door in a huge door – something which gave me a bit of a thrill to do because you see that sort of thing in movies.

But I couldn’t savour the experience because I had some parenting to do: Miss5 was insisting.

“Leave my thumbs alone,” I had to repeat to her several times as we made our way back through the storage area of the studio and outside to our bus.

Suddenly, worryingly, predictably it had become a game.

And then all too soon we were lined up in front of our old bus and the lights were on and the camera guys were counting down on their fingers.

I took a moment to turn and look across my beautiful family, willing them to enjoy themselves and simultaneously not embarrass me, when-

“Hey!” I said, noticing all our littlest kids where standing in front of Tracey. “Where’s my kid to hide my belly?”

I reached out and snatched the first one I could get a hand to.

And that’s how I ended up with my hands on Miss5’s shoulders attempting to answer questions but mostly just hoping in front of the entire country she wasn’t about to turn her head and start sucking my bloody thumb.

Today Show, 10th June 2017

Couldn’t find a link to our segment so this was recorded off the telly by a friend of ours. I’ll replace it with a proper link later if I can find one. Meanwhile, enjoy their discovering a photo they took was used and the sound of making a G&T (that’s an unlikely guess)

We have arrived. Makeup! Also, please notice I am in a  button up shirt. I didn’t even know I’d brought one with us. Tracey told me I didn’t, she did. Shame. I reckon my Dangermouse tee would have been perfect.
Master12 liked the lighting guy hiding behind the light which I think is why he’s decided to work in television
“Hands on heads! Hands on heads!” This is the sort of set up I need to run my blogging empire. 

Tracey in makeup. “Look at moi, Bruce. Look at moi.”
Look at her. Miss5 is already eyeing something off
I’m glad Tracey got a nice photo of herself 😉 I’m feeling mighty purdy myself
The green room.
Casually hanging about in the green room, reading mags, helicopter idle in the background. Nothing to see here. Just your typical Saturday start to the day.
Miss13 enjoying the un-buslike spaaaaaace
Standing on a table in the green room with the green rug evidence there’s been recent major redecorating attempts. Yeah, time to go.
Free coffees and hot chocolates! THIS is when you know you’ve made it. Look for Tracey’s coffee cup in the video of when they go into the bus. Glad it was her cup. She’d have killed me for that. 
Where the magic happens.
Being mic’d up.
Please don’t turn her’s on.
Given we have about a hundred selfies of Tracey now I think she liked the job the ladies did on her face. Me too. But then I always think she looks hot.
Kids helping Mum get a noice selfie she can use on her Facebook. Good work, guys. 

Raising a family on little more than laughs

We’re coming into the Central Coast NSW region in a few days (parking up at Gosford) and staying a week or so. If you’ve ever considered the idea of professional family photos this is your chance to grab them at a family friendly price. Send Tracey an enquiry at [email protected] (or message her on 0407821071). 

Even betterer, because we know what it’s like making ends meet as a family, and because we’re travelling and can’t give a month or two notice when we’re coming to a spot near you, Tracey is more than happy to work out terms which fits in with your family’s budget (we don’t mind if it takes months to pay off). The most important thing is to capture the moment now and get those shots in the can while the little munchkins are still cute 😉 

What do you think?