A ‘Money Can’t Buy’ Birthday Present


My unedited 50ish birthday morning wakeup by the fam. If you’re wondering why my nose is like that, you’ll notice me toss off my sleep apnea mask as they walk in. Any other problems with my face are permanent. Note – my wife wanted me to edit out her and the mess but I a) couldn’t be bothered, & b) think it all looks very normal for a household of 9 and having just gotten out of bed.