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Ten Things New Dads Should Know About New Mums

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Having a baby? Great. Think you’ve got it covered? Fantastic.

You’re wrong, of course, but good to see some positive thinking. Just a heads up – the baby isn’t your problem. Everything you think you know about your wife is wrong. Why? Because she’s a mother now, and mother trumps wife trumps lover trumps drinking buddy.

But don’t panic, I’ve got your back.