Life, the Universe and Everything Tracey
byI let Tracey choose the photo for this post as a birthday treat. Big mistake it turns out.
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I Win At Husbanding
byTracey was standing in the door posing sexily in a way which always makes me chuckle for the cheeky audacity of this wonderful woman. But as a husband with 16 years experience I knew this was no time to relax. This was a test.
Well Played, Tracey
byThings heated up in the kitchen this morning as we raced around attempting the seemingly impossible – to get the kids and us to three different events all happening at the same time.
10 Reasons Your Missus Might Be Cranky With You
byNot much to do sitting around in hospital, so Tracey and I amused ourselves putting this list together.
I Swear Blind I Tried
byTracey needed sleep so I set about making sure she got it. She was pretty much doomed from that moment on.
iDumb
byYou know that thing where you know what you want to say but can’t find the words in your head?
Worst. Husband. Ever. (Apparently)
byMy wife is currently on a mission. She’s losing weight. And occasionally her temper.
Breastfeeding – It’s Now The Law
byI was only just thinking the other day, you know what the world needs more of? Mother’s guilt.
You Can Count On Your Big Sister
byPart of getting kids to do things around the house is tricking them into going the extra mile.
The Housekeeping Revolution
by“Why are you asleep?” was the first thing my wife asked me when she arrived home. “You’re supposed to be watching the kids.”
The hardest thing about looking after the kids while your wife is out working is making sure you’re awake before she comes home.
All The Dumb Things
byAfter cleaning the house with two kids, I believe I now have an inkling of an understanding how Batman feels trying to keep Gotham safe from The Joker and Twoface.
How Not To Dress For A Police Interrogation
byWhat is the dress code when the police arrive on your doorstep to see whether you’ve knocked off your husband?
My Wife Gets Some Alone Time
byBeep! Beep!
“No! She wouldn’t,” I said as I spun around.
Turns out she would.
One Born Every Minute
byWhen it comes to chatting about birth with women who are eight months pregnant, the best idea is to shut up and listen.