I Suspect My Kids Think I’m Useless
by“You like my bike?” Miss4 asked our guests last night. They smiled and nodded appropriately. “Daddy took it to a shop so the man could clean it.”
“You like my bike?” Miss4 asked our guests last night. They smiled and nodded appropriately. “Daddy took it to a shop so the man could clean it.”
One of the things to listen for if you want to know if the toilet is free in this house is the tap-tap-tapping sound of the two parts of the toilet roll holder breaking lose and doing their little dance on the tiles. Well, not anymore…
You know that thing that happens where you go to the bathroom and as you try to leave the handle comes off in your hand trapping you on one side of the door and the kids on the other?
Me, either. But Tracey’s all over it.