Water Wise
byWhen it comes to water fights, I’m the second best in the family.
June, 2012
A Day of Rest
byNext time we do this I’m bringing apillow and doing it properly. At work today we dressed in our PJ’s to mark the start…
My head is spinning
byI felt like a bit of a wally today because I had to be driven home from work.
One of my colleagues has been dragging herself into the office for a week despite sniffling and talking like she’s doing a bad Krusty the Clown impersonation.
Whereas I went home because I was dizzy. What a princess.
Crying Shame
byJust over a week ago, Tracey went out on the town with a girlfriend to see some stand up comedians.Now here we are, nine…
Clothes Dyer
byTracey hates the way I wash our clothes.
I don’t blame her. I hate it too.
I can see clearly now
by“Hi, Bruce!” a voice called out as I walked towards my car this evening reading my kindle. I just about shat myself. Where the…
Home Maid
byWe are forever chasing our kids from room to room cleaning up after them. Sure, we drag someone back into their bedroom and demand…
Bad Egg
byAccording to a friend of ours, the great thing about raising kids is they eventually leave.
What’s Happening To Me?
byWhen I was a kid I learned all I needed to know about the changes my body was to go through from a couple…
Stop the press!
byI got the call yesterday. “Hey, can we take your photo? We’re doing a piece in the Gympie Times on the government’s cash bonus…
String Theory
by“Close the door!” is the most oft said thing in this house because we have one shower, one bath and one toilet, and they’re all…
Cut it out
byOne thing we’re especially careful with around here is keeping the scissors away from tiny hands. We have no less than twenty pairs of…
Bottomless
byI’m quite content to be fashion-handicapped: it saves me money because I really don’t mind what I wear so long as I’m comfortable and not hot or sweaty. Oh, and I also prefer when my undies don’t pinch.
Please raise your glasses
by“You look beautiful!” I told my wife on Saturday night as she was about to head out to see a comedy show with a…
… and the little one said
byI just like the idea, come morning, the kids will be where I put them. We have enough trouble with sleep walkers, we don’t…