Ho-Hum
byMy head jolted a bit as my eyes shot over to my wife to stare disbelievingly at my wife. I could tell she had no idea what I knew was coming.
Sure enough…
Ho-Hum
An Alarming Resemblance
byI can’t even remember what she did to deserve this punishment because it was, in terms of albeit criminally short sleep cycles, a week ago. However, using a far more standard definition of time, it happened last night.
Freckle
byI was in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the day when a scream broke out.
My Escape Room Drama
byI managed to make it out, but not without a little help
Is Digital Hoarding a Thing?
byBig numbers, it seems to me, scare my wife.
What Fathers Day Isn’t
byAs any considerate man would be able to tell you, Mothers Day, like mothers themselves, will always come first. Quite right too. But then it’s our turn.
While The Cat’s Away…
byTracey went away for two nights and left me with a heap of kids & alcohol. There was no way this was not going to end up being a blog post.
Stuck In The Middle With You
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We had one of the worst mornings the other day. I know this because the kids noticed something they’ve missed altogether for over a decade…
So Well Known
byI thought we knew our son pretty well. I didn’t think it was a two way street…
Good & Properly Roasted
by#ad What’s the best thing about takeaway? The weight which lifts off your shoulders at not having to cook after a big day at work. What’s the worst thing? That guilt you struggle to shake at not cooking for the family. There is an alternative. And it’s bloody delicious – enter @woolworths_au COOK Herb Crusted Rump Cap Beef Roast and Butterflied Beef South American Style! A quick and easy dinner and the best part I can say I did it all myself. #woolieswinter
Another Man’s Treasure
byYou don’t want to know how many bank staff got caught up in this, but the fact one of them is now in a position of watching over the public purse is a little bit hilarious. If by hilarious you mean ‘oh boy’
My COV19 Files: Two Smart By Half
byEye rolls and poor spelling are really my major contributions to our brood. Everything else is on their mother…
My COV19 Files: One Better Get Going
byThe first thing you’ll need to know before continuing with this little anecdote is we locked down Tracey and kids from all venturing, including attending their schools, back on the 18th of March – before it became fashionable.
Escapism
by“Bruce, Mrs Long just called,” Tracey’s voice came sweetly out of my phone, meaning she wanted something. “Have you seen her dog? It must have got out today and she can’t find it.”
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
byI know it’s a cliche but whatcha gonna do?