I’m Bringing Up The Rear
byI came out of this smelling like roses.
I came out of this smelling like roses.
I was worried about sinus issues. It was much worse.
Some loud bangs in the kitchen alerted me to the fact my wife was looking for something.
Every now and then I see a glimpse of me coming out in the kids. Which is fine. Unless my wife sees it as well.
A wonderful, quick story from a friend of mine, copied and pasted directly from Facebook. Sometimes there’s simply nothing to add.
Since Movember, Miss5 hasn’t been keen to come near my face.She’s been extremely unforgiving of my stubble and, although it started as a bit of a lark, she’s not been smothering me in kisses. But I had hopes that maybe today…
Not many men have gone this close to making a truly fatal mistake and lived to tell the tale…
Why is it, unlike my wife, I never think of these clever ways to create the illusion that Dad knows everything?