Dr Tracey, Sarcasm Woman


“Why are you up already?” Tracey asked me this morning. It was 6am. I never see 6am.

“Not well,” I said, holding my stomach. “I’ve had cramps for an hour and now my head hurts.” Put simply, I’m not well today.

Fortunately there’s a doctor in the house, albeit an unqualified, uneducated, sarcastic one.