A Bit Of A Roast
byThere is a stark contrast between my kids’ home dining experience and how I recall mine.
There is a stark contrast between my kids’ home dining experience and how I recall mine.
Did some shopping today. But tell me, does my ass look big in these?
What is the dress code when the police arrive on your doorstep to see whether you’ve knocked off your husband?
When I’m in charge of baths they tend to be fast and furious. The fast is me getting the kids through as quickly as I possibly can, and the furious is the kids being angry at me for not letting them wallow in the water.
“Where’s my coffee?” I muttered for the fifth or sixth time. The urgency in my voice was increasing, as was the sinking feeling in my gut. “Where’s my coffee?!”
A friend of mine arrived at work frazzled because they realized their dog was missing this morning. “I don’t even like the bloody dog,…