I’m Bringing Up The Rear
byI came out of this smelling like roses.
I came out of this smelling like roses.
You know how we all have that friend who just seems to nail parenting? Well, I have a theory about that.
I was worried about sinus issues. It was much worse.
Stepping out of the tent, I answered the call of nature at the conveniently close toilet block. As I washed my hands, two boys came in. My heart sank as I realized one of them was Bruiser.
“These are the rules,” I told my kids when we arrived at the park today. “Number one, have fun. Number two, do what I tell you. Number three, don’t leave the park.”
Then I remembered about Miss10 breaking her leg on one of the activities.
Why is it, unlike my wife, I never think of these clever ways to create the illusion that Dad knows everything?