My Tourettes Is Effing Relapsing
byLet’s just say I briefly sounded like a Tarantino film.
cleaning
How To Be Someone’s Nightwatchmen
byWhether it’s the first time or the seventh, bringing home a new baby really gets you in the feels. Talk about your auspicious timing – this is a sponsored post for Bupa.
Story Of My Life, In 7 Photos
byThis might be why I get nothing done.
You Can Count On Your Big Sister
byPart of getting kids to do things around the house is tricking them into going the extra mile.
The Housekeeping Revolution
by“Why are you asleep?” was the first thing my wife asked me when she arrived home. “You’re supposed to be watching the kids.”
The hardest thing about looking after the kids while your wife is out working is making sure you’re awake before she comes home.
All The Dumb Things
byAfter cleaning the house with two kids, I believe I now have an inkling of an understanding how Batman feels trying to keep Gotham safe from The Joker and Twoface.
I Put The Hard Work In Party Hard
byYou know why kid’s birthday parties are so draining? Because being happy all the time and not swearing is exhausting. So is the party preparation.
Potty Mouth
by“Urrrk,” said Tracey as she walked out of the bathroom. “Urrrrk gak uuurrk.”
“What’s wrong with you?” I asked Tracey as Miss1 tottled past her towards the lounge room.
“Gawwwk!”
I know this sound.