I understand how during pregnancy there are all sorts of things going on inside the female’s body. You know, hormonally. And on Sunday night I got to see just how radically the hormones have changed my wife.
Traditionally, we’re useless at playing The Tooth Fairy. What we’re good at is making up excuses for why The Tooth Fairy didn’t show up during the night, and why she will probably pay more the following night for that same tooth.
While I couldn’t be buggered with all that chasing down of cathedrals and Neanderthal cave paintings I totally get the lure of Italy & France – it’s the chance to bond with their gloriously delicious food.