BIG laughs

The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.

Crappy Feet


My first time dropping Miss4 to pre-prep. You’d think I’d done this a hundred times and I’m sure the other parents were nodding and chatting quietly amongst themselves at how effortless I made it look. It didn’t last.

The Name Game


A customer looked at my name badge today and cried out, “Bruce! What a manly name! I have a cat named Bruce. It’s a girl.”

Without a doubt the best thing about having kids is naming them. I’m picking names from the moment we conceive.

Pet Hates


Over the years we haven’t had much success with pets, whether we’re talking an epileptic dog or our inbreeding guinea pig program. The guinea…