I Can’t Keep It In
byWARNING: This story has some imagery which isn’t for the faint of heart or weak of stomach or people who don’t like to say eww out loud. But it is funny.
WARNING: This story has some imagery which isn’t for the faint of heart or weak of stomach or people who don’t like to say eww out loud. But it is funny.
I’ve come to this realisation: one day I will become my father. I think it’s destiny for most of us, and I’ve decided to change my approach.
Maybe it was the fact we left all our kids in Queensland for 48 hours, but Melbourne, you are my kind of everything.
Tonight, when I suggested Chinese for dinner, Tracey could have said, “Remember the Dragon.” Only she didn’t. So I’m seeing this as her fault….