Slip Of The Tongue
byI’ll say this for Miss7, she’s got balls
Miss7
I Can’t Makeup This
byBoth our families are due here in less than an hour to sing Happy Birthday to Miss8, so we’ve spent a couple of hours this morning cleaning up (hiding the mess) so they can pretend they raised us right.
Overcoming Teething Problems
bySome people know how to work with kids. Some don’t. Fortunately our dentist is in the former group.
Tell Me Sweet Little Lies
by“I need a hug,” said my wife, throwing her arms wide and drawing me in. She was looking sad but in a fake way. “What’s up?” I asked her. It turns out Miss6 had been running roughshod over her emotions today…