Knock Knock
byI think the biggest issue with having Master24 and his girlfriend living with us for a few months is going to be our children’s contraceptiveness…
kitten
I Had A Bed-wetting Problem This Week
byHaving cats in the house is increasing my stress to new, hitherto unseen levels.
Fools Rush In
bySame Day, Different Shit…
How To Successfully Name A Cat
byAlready I’ve discovered, you’ve got to have deep pockets when you own a cat. Aside from the upfront money to the RSPCA, there’s the litter, litter box, food, necklace, tag, box hire and the exorbitant cost of naming the cat…
Although I suspect I got diddled on the naming fee.
The Cat Trap
byThe dropping of the ‘I want a cat’ bombshell has been deployed fairly regularly over the last 15 years to great success in avoiding all manner of housework for a few hours, as I then have to retaliate using my ‘I still don’t’ defensive maneuvers. Things tend to escalate fairly quickly from there.