The Tooth Scary
by“You’ll need a new toobrush,” my wife told me. “Our youngest daughter got hold of it.”
Miss1 has a habit of cleaning the toilet with toothbrushes so we have a habit of locking the bathroom and keeping them out of her reach.
“You’ll need a new toobrush,” my wife told me. “Our youngest daughter got hold of it.”
Miss1 has a habit of cleaning the toilet with toothbrushes so we have a habit of locking the bathroom and keeping them out of her reach.
A friend of mine arrived at work frazzled because they realized their dog was missing this morning. “I don’t even like the bloody dog,…
Now before I go any further I just want to mention Tracey is horrified I’m even telling you this story. I got it past the censors on the proviso I make things all right by the end of the post and the blame for any bits which might cause condescending frowns lands squarely in my lap. You know, the usual.
The kids up the road teach my guys about canine reproduction.
Another little glimpse into my fairy tale life.
How come kids can’t hear me call their name from across the room but they can hear a chip packet opening at the other end of the house?
When two of my children raced out onto a potentially busy road because they glimpsed a dog on the other side of the park…