Hello World. I’m a girl !!
by“Call your mum,” said Tracey, “but don’t tell her I’m in labour. I don’t want to jinx it again. Just invite her up for a coffee.”
At 4.30am.
BIG laughs
The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.
Common Cents
byThis week Miss4 has discovered money. Not for spending, mind you, but just for the fun sound it makes when you put it in…
Baby Carrots
byToday we’ve looked up home remedy inducing ideas on the net and discarded a few – caster oil for example. Apparently is stimulates the…
Catch And Release
byI understand how during pregnancy there are all sorts of things going on inside the female’s body. You know, hormonally. And on Sunday night I got to see just how radically the hormones have changed my wife.
The Fourth Trimester
byLast night things really started heating up in our bed. No, not like that: Tracey was getting contraction like pains. While mild at first…
I’m losing it
byAlthough the diet is going well there are times when I wonder if it isn’t having an effect on my brain as well as my body. I mean, I’ve been a bit cranky at times.
It Adds Up
bySince gaining employment at Hungry Jacks we’ve been attempting to encourage Miss17 to save money, rather than waste it on junk food and clothes…
Havachat Devereaux
bySome people in customer service don’t chat much to their customers, but I love talking to my clients because people are so interesting and…
My ‘Gympie Woman’ Magazine Contribution
byThe lovely ladies at the Gympie Women In Business asked me to contribute towards their latest Gympie Woman publication, and the needy media-tart in me…
The Changing Of The Guard
byIt’s nice to know sending all our sons and daughters backpacking overseas for gap years is really helping to spread the Australian culture. This…
Go The F@ck To Sleep
byNoni can do no wrong in my books, although she was apparently in some hot water for this reading. Tracey and I think it’s…
Grinning All The Way To The Bank
byTraditionally, we’re useless at playing The Tooth Fairy. What we’re good at is making up excuses for why The Tooth Fairy didn’t show up during the night, and why she will probably pay more the following night for that same tooth.
Heard recently at home
by“Port isn’t like wine where there’s sweet, dry or draft.” I won’t say who said it or I may need to enter witness protection…
Fear Knots
byWhile I couldn’t be buggered with all that chasing down of cathedrals and Neanderthal cave paintings I totally get the lure of Italy & France – it’s the chance to bond with their gloriously delicious food.
Benny Hilled Holiday
byWe were joined last night by our Excellent Friends, Karen & Luke, for dinner (Karen says my Guinness Pie and Sticky Date were better…