BIG laughs

The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.

To snip or not to snip

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I did some thorough research into the origins of circumcision because I wanted to know how it ever became an option some bloke with a scalpel needs to ask. So on the back of that, here’s what Wikipedia had to say about it.

Night Moves.

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Our kids tend to be nearly as loud and active asleep as they are awake, having inherited sleep walking and talking from Tracey’s side of the family.

Mr Handy

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A broken leg, the flood, the vomits progressively going through the kids and back to school have all synced together to give us an exhausting week. But I could have handled that.What has undone us is our littlest miss. She had her first birthday on Tuesday (oh yes, add that to the mix as well) and has decided sleeping at night is now optional. Again, this wouldn’t have been so bad except her cot is in our room.

I take a leak in my car

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At first I didn’t realize what was going on: I just, all of a sudden, felt moist in my crotch. I looked down to find I’d wet my pants. This really surprised me because I made sure I went before I left home.

The Clean Police

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Earlier this week, Master21 and his housemates arrived home to find themselves in a bit of a predicament: they’d ALL gone out without their house keys. Being university students, the intellectual cream of youth, they’d also neglected to hide a spare key somewhere in the yard.

Fairy Fast Thinking

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Surely, with seven kids, we are destined to have more parenting fails than people with, say, two children. Right? What is probably less forgivable is when we repeatedly make the same mistakes over and over again.

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Out of Orbit

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There was a full moon a few days ago. I was driving home from work when I saw spotted it over the houses. It sure explained a lot about the day I’d just had.