Anyone else struggle with the price of teeth these days?
You know what I love most about being back in our home after so long on the road? It’s not what you’ll think. Guaranteed.
We have a result!
From the moment I woke I knew something wasn’t quite right but I was totally wrong about what it was.
Wondering if we’re alone with this domestic issue/parenting fail. I mean, I know women often complain about this sort of thing, but is it maybe not entirely the fault of us fellas?
We’ve been sort of caught in the act. Well I say, ‘kind of’. Tracey says, ‘near enough’. Miss14 says she’s gonna need therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
Warning: I’ve got my ranty pants on again
From gluttony to a glut, all in the space of a nice night out.
The results are in: wives are way effing cunning. Tracey, you will NEVER convince me you didn’t know exactly what you were doing. It’s on, you sexy, deceitful biatch.
Despite the mess, ultimately Tracey enjoyed this even more than the kids.
My DNA results are in!
“I don’t need to take a lunchbox to school,” Miss6 explained to me. “I’m having tuck shop.” This was news to everyone except her.