BIG laughs

The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.

Night terrors

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We suffer the night terrors here in Devereauxville. Sleep walking, sleep talking, sleep screaming and sleep snoring (me). We have it all over here. Nothing…

Snow job

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Why would anyone want to live in Lapland? It’s freezing. Well a friend of mine just returned from there where he asked a local that very question.

For a spell

For a spell

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“Okay kids,” I snapped, “the place is finally tidy and Mum’s having a nap. I want you to play quietly and keep things neat…

Dress Sense

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I have no dress sense. I admit it. I’d happily wear the same six t-shirts for the rest of my life. If it gets cold I’ll just throw on another t-shirt. Problem solved.

Keeping it simple

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I get confused and am always calling our kids by the wrong names. I accidentally called out Miss3’s name yesterday but Miss1 arrived. Which was good because it was her I was after Tracey isn’t as pleased with this as I am.

Cop That, Dad

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Blood tests aren’t a lot of fun so when dad needed one done we all knew it was destined to end poorly, but none of us would have guessed the police would be involved.

Gutterhouse

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This time it was Master7 who caught me out.

Coming home from a fun day of pony rides I missed the video shop and needed to turn the car around. As we did so we clearly startled a group of young people, who happened to be walking up the road.

“They said a swear word,” Master7 called out from the back seat.

New Dawn

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I watch telly with my laptop in front of me. Not because I need to check everyone’s FB status every two minutes (that’s just a bonus) but because otherwise watching movies is simply too frustrating. For everyone.