The Bright Side of Life
byFor some reason Tracey and I started singing the chorus of Monty Pythons ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’ yesterday. Of course, with my whistle-impediment, I resembled a sprinkler when we got to the catchy riff.
The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.
For some reason Tracey and I started singing the chorus of Monty Pythons ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’ yesterday. Of course, with my whistle-impediment, I resembled a sprinkler when we got to the catchy riff.
Aaaagh!!I’ll say it again, cause it’s central to setting up the tone for today’s post. Aaaagh!! We haven’t been out much lately and the…
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