Escapism
by“Bruce, Mrs Long just called,” Tracey’s voice came sweetly out of my phone, meaning she wanted something. “Have you seen her dog? It must have got out today and she can’t find it.”
“Bruce, Mrs Long just called,” Tracey’s voice came sweetly out of my phone, meaning she wanted something. “Have you seen her dog? It must have got out today and she can’t find it.”
Does it count as educational if you teach your kids to use swear words in context and as adjectives, nouns, verbs and adverbs? Because if so, I aced it.
Whether it’s the first time or the seventh, bringing home a new baby really gets you in the feels. Talk about your auspicious timing – this is a sponsored post for Bupa.
Sitting in the kitchen with a cup of tea, I smiled to myself. And for once it wasn’t because the kids were outside and I was inside.
Why does Tracey always come home just when things are going to pot?
Anyone who thinks there’s nothing to be learned from kid’s video games is wrong, and I can prove it.
Dear Neighbours,
I’m sorry…