Putting On Airs
by“I need underarm,” Master11 informed us.
“I need underarm,” Master11 informed us.
“Three dollars isn’t enough to buy anything,” Miss12 explained to me. Well, it’s more than you’d get for nothing…
Did some shopping today. But tell me, does my ass look big in these?
We were on our way to swimming lessons this afternoon and I’d been so busy today I hadn’t remembered to take anything out of the freezer.
There’s a premise in Needful Things which basically states the devil can buy your soul for a lot less than you might think.
“Daddy,” said Miss7, “can you buy me a treat at the shops?”
My wife and I have different ideas regarding how our children should be dressed. I’m not saying she’s better at it, but…
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We were headed for the supermarket to buy my wife a birthday present. That ‘husband of the year’ trophy is in the bag.
“I want more moneeeeeeeey!” yelled Miss7. We’ve introduced a reward system for chores. So far, it seems popular.
Even now, well over thirty years after the fact, I have fond memories of playing Lego on the lounge room floor of my family home in Port Moresby.
Our seven year old daughter had gone into the shop alone, armed only with a couple of coins and a cute smile.
Sometimes parenting is about being the bigger man, not just in height, weight and cup size, but in my words and actions as well. And sometimes I find this harder than others, although I usually get there.
This was one of those times.
The dropping of the ‘I want a cat’ bombshell has been deployed fairly regularly over the last 15 years to great success in avoiding all manner of housework for a few hours, as I then have to retaliate using my ‘I still don’t’ defensive maneuvers. Things tend to escalate fairly quickly from there.
Given the musical bent of our children – they know all the words to Mary Had A Little Lamb and I caught Miss7 tapping her foot the other day – we have decided to buy a piano.