Five Things I Never Want to Hear My Kids Say

  1. “It worked out better than I expected. I’m due for parole in six months.”
  2. “Dad, you can’t come to my birthday party. It’s more for friends and close family.”
  3. “I remember the first time I heard you and Mum having sex.”
  4. “We’ve got heaps of time to get to know each other. The baby’s not due for another eight months.”
  5. “It is too a modelling job, Dad. So what if I’m naked.”

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