On Teaching Kids The Finger
byIt’s not what you think.
BIG laughs
The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.
My Wake Up Call
byI suspect Tracey thinks I should do more….
Oh, Crap
by“Dad!” came the call from the lounge room. It was Master10. I’d heard him yelling out for his mum for a bit and it seems he’d finally realized she was out shopping.
My Daughter Likes My Rack
byWhile bathing Miss3 tonight I had the pleasure of listening to a conversation between Tracey and Miss5.
10 Ways My Wife Avoids Sex
byThis list is in no way a complaint. Any chance I have of enjoying sex in the near future depends on me making that point perfectly clear.
10 Ways To Encourage Your Wife To Want Sex
bySex, sex, sex, sex – it’s my favourite four letter word.
I’ve Solved Kid’s Sick Days – You’re Welcome
by“I’m going to school tomorrow,” Master10 announced tonight. He’d been home for two days with stabbing pains in the stomach which even had us at the hospital at one point.
A Loss For Words
byHow can two groups of people hear the same nine words and take away completely different meanings? Easy, when one group is made up of my children.
Toilet Training – The End Game
byThe final stage in that all important milestone – kids wiping their own bums.
Just When You Hope Everyone’s Listening
byYou know that thing where it’s all going so well you really hope someone is watching and then your kids step in and change that?
Grandma’s Undies
byThe funnest game in the world…according to my kids. And Tracey.
How Grandma Broke My Children
byI thought reading was supposed to be good for kids!
“Are you proud of me, Nanny?”
byShort and sweet. Well, maybe not so sweet.
Homework – You’re Doing It Wrong
byThe complaints have been coming thick and fast lately in the Devereaux household lately regarding homework.
The Game Changer
byOur youngest was lying between us, playing peek-a-boo with her Mum. Which was great for me. But then Tracey decided I should be involved…