Knock Knock
byI think the biggest issue with having Master24 and his girlfriend living with us for a few months is going to be our children’s contraceptiveness…
The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.
I think the biggest issue with having Master24 and his girlfriend living with us for a few months is going to be our children’s contraceptiveness…
“I need underarm,” Master11 informed us.
Sometimes the best thing about a morning coffee is the thing you hear while your mouth is busy sipping instead of snapping at the kids…
I know it’s not considered cool in polite society to gloat about your parenting, but…
You know you’re in for a good time when a nice lady at the chemist directs you through a door with a sign saying Hook-up In Progress.
I’m not sure I’m cut out for helping teach maths in my daughter’s class.
A how to guide
This is by no means a complaint against teachers. I love teachers – they provide free babysitting five days a week so I can do housework.
Having just experienced my first holiday as a stay at home Dad, I have made some observations.
Did some shopping today. But tell me, does my ass look big in these?
Not sure if having guests around makes my kids more gross than usual, or if I just notice it more when there’s an audience.
In your own home you know what’s what. You’re familiar with your surroundings. You know how things work. You know just looking at a cupboard or draw what’s inside.
You know, by way of example, where the spare rolls of toilet paper are kept.
We went shopping and had sushi! Does anyone else do this, or are we just bad parents?
Miss5 was standing in the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her, doing little jumps up and down and holding onto her wee wee. I knew exactly what was coming…or so I thought.
Only two weeks until I’m a full time SAHD.