The Meat In The Sandwich
byTurns out I am not a patient man.
Turns out I am not a patient man.
My top five reasons for taking your kid to a professional to find the right shoe. And then the left shoe.
We take our kids out of school for a holiday at least one week a year. Our reasoning is simple: we can’t afford premium rates at places like the Gold Coast. And, as importantly, I hate crowds.
Even though they only dress up for one day, I know why they call it Book Week. That’s how long it takes to organize what the kids are going to wear.
The look of horror on my son’s face was immensely satisfying.
I get hit with questions I never expected a son to ask me.
I have a confession. My kids annoy the hell out of me.
Since Movember, Miss5 hasn’t been keen to come near my face.She’s been extremely unforgiving of my stubble and, although it started as a bit of a lark, she’s not been smothering me in kisses. But I had hopes that maybe today…
If the staff ever wonder why I look stressed when I arrive at work in the morning, this should enlighten them. This was last Friday.
We should be doing this at home, right? Umm….
“Can I quit school?” Master9 asked his mother tonight.
Our boy loves school. He’s generally the first dressed and keen to get there in the morning. So this was a bit of a startling revelation
My little boy is growing up. He now demands two sandwiches for lunch. But it’s not because he’s getting any taller…
Is there anything scarier than finding something physically amiss with your kid?
“We’ve got to go!” I called out to our school aged kids. Suddenly there was a flurry of activity. Not. The dog glanced up briefly.
“That was fantastic!” Tracey slurred at me as we pulled into our driveway, home from her 20th School Reunion. How fantastic? Let’s just say I’m glad I wore undies…