Fun With Mum
byMaybe it is time the kids went back to school. Without the distraction of homework they’re starting to find new ways to fill in time and amuse themselves.
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Australia Zoo Review
byI loved our day at Australia Zoo. Well, most of it. There was this one thing which happened which scared the absolute bejesus out of me.
Why You Shouldn’t Cross Things Off Lists
by“Check this out!” Tracey squealed from our office. I got momentarily excited because I thought she’d found money, but sadly this wasn’t the case.
Choc Full of Fun
byI’ve never really been one to tiptoe between the shelves to find condoms or tampons. In fact, there have been times in my past when I’ve fairly skipped down the condom aisle.
Underwhere?
by“Why’d you send a pair of your undies to daycare?” the husband of a friend of mine asked his wife this week. That’s not a great way to start the dinner conversation…
Name That Friend
byYou know that thing which most annoys you about yourself and you wish you could change, but can’t? Well, that’s the thing your kids are almost guaranteed to pull out of the gene pool.
What Was My Wife Thinking?!
by“That is exhausting!” said Master21, shaking his head as he came into the kitchen. I know that look. He’d been helping the kids with homework.
A Glass And A Half (And Then Some)
by“I give up! I quit!” Tracey said as she stomped through the kitchen.
“What’s wrong with you?” I asked, looking up from my book and hoping like hell it wasn’t me.
Toodle-Loo
byKids inevitably need to go the moment you’re lined up at a supermarket checkout or the bride is walking down the aisle or the waitress is bringing dinner to the table.
My Wife Gets Tough On Knockers
by“Tough titties,” Tracey called over her shoulder to the kids in the back. “I love titties,” said Master8. The whole conversation kind of went downhill from there.
A Fishy Tail
by“Seabream, surimi, sole and snapper,” I mumbled to myself. It was one of four ‘New Broths’ advertised in a Woman’s Weekly from a year ago. “They sound interesting.” Tracey thought so too. Only in a different way to me.
Remember The Dragon
byTonight, when I suggested Chinese for dinner, Tracey could have said, “Remember the Dragon.” Only she didn’t. So I’m seeing this as her fault….
The Tooth Scary
by“You’ll need a new toobrush,” my wife told me. “Our youngest daughter got hold of it.”
Miss1 has a habit of cleaning the toilet with toothbrushes so we have a habit of locking the bathroom and keeping them out of her reach.
My Fair Ladies
byHave you ever done that thing where you’re speaking to someone with an accent and suddenly you’ve got one too?
Against All Odds
by“I really don’t want to,” Miss9 enthused. But I chose to ignore it, sprouting off some nonsense about wishing to show my daughter a bit of culture and how she’s always saying she wants a pony: shouldn’t she at least see one up front and personal? Fact was, I just didn’t want to show up alone.