Getting Over The Hump

Samoyed

The dog across the road is like the ultimate canine criminal – it is a master of breaking and entering. We’ve had issues over the last few years with this dog somehow getting into our yard and having its way with our dog, Jazz.

It’s always been a bit of a lark with the owners but a couple of months ago we had to ask them to at least attempt to keep their dog in their yard because ours was on heat.

“Not a problem,” they said. “We’ll make sure we shut the gate.” And then, a few days later, “It was the in-laws, you know. They don’t think to close it properly.”

“Ooo, is she pregnant then?” the nice people who clip Jazz’s coat every summer asked us a few weeks later. They were feeling her belly and seemed quite keen on the idea.

“We hope not,” Tracey assured them. Jazz is a Samoyed whereas the dog from up the street is a Stafford or something. She’s white and fluffy, he’s black, short haired and has a head like Bob Hoskins. We figure their pups would be as odd as Donkey and Dragon’s.

But it’s been a couple of months since she was clipped and she’s still fat and we’ve no puppies, so all is well.

But today, the youngest owners of black dog were over playing with our kids and I heard them talking about how their dog and, to be honest, I’m especially pleased for our Jazz that he won’t be fathering her babies, because it turns out he’s a bit of a cad.

“He had babies with dogs up the road,” the young master was telling my kids. “He escaped across the road and humped them.”

“I know what hump means,” Master7 told him.

“It means making babies,” said Miss9.

“It means pooing in our garden,” said Miss5.

“No, it doesn’t,” Master7 assured her.

“Well, that’s what it was doing,” she assured him right back.

“It means sex,” said Master7. “Their dog was having sex with our dog and now they have to have a baby.”

Well, that’s certainly how it’s always worked for us.

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