Knock Knock
byI think the biggest issue with having Master24 and his girlfriend living with us for a few months is going to be our children’s contraceptiveness…
BIG laughs
The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.
Putting On Airs
by“I need underarm,” Master11 informed us.
Our Daughter Raises A Few Brows
bySometimes the best thing about a morning coffee is the thing you hear while your mouth is busy sipping instead of snapping at the kids…
Why I’ve Decided To Help With Homework
byI know it’s not considered cool in polite society to gloat about your parenting, but…
Hook, Lines & Clinker
byYou know you’re in for a good time when a nice lady at the chemist directs you through a door with a sign saying Hook-up In Progress.
I Put My Hand Up At School
byI’m not sure I’m cut out for helping teach maths in my daughter’s class.
The Marital Art Of Bin Ninja
byA how to guide
Seven Things I Hate About Back To School
byThis is by no means a complaint against teachers. I love teachers – they provide free babysitting five days a week so I can do housework.
Eleven Things I Love About Back To School
byHaving just experienced my first holiday as a stay at home Dad, I have made some observations.
Clothes Maketh The Man
byDid some shopping today. But tell me, does my ass look big in these?
Pick Of The Day
byNot sure if having guests around makes my kids more gross than usual, or if I just notice it more when there’s an audience.
Run Around Like A Blue Arsed Fly
byIn your own home you know what’s what. You’re familiar with your surroundings. You know how things work. You know just looking at a cupboard or draw what’s inside.
You know, by way of example, where the spare rolls of toilet paper are kept.
The Best Thing About Sleepovers At Nanny’s
byWe went shopping and had sushi! Does anyone else do this, or are we just bad parents?
Putting Off Housework Can Be Scary
byMiss5 was standing in the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her, doing little jumps up and down and holding onto her wee wee. I knew exactly what was coming…or so I thought.
SAHD-In-Training
byOnly two weeks until I’m a full time SAHD.