Splish Splash I Was Making a Bath
byTracey says she’s thinking of giving up work on the weekends. This has nothing to do with her being preggers and everything to do…
BIG laughs
The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.
We’re having take out tonight, kids….kids??
byShhhh…..can you hear that? The sound of only ONE child in the house. Best sort of sleepovers tonight – the type where they sleep…
How To Assemble a BBQ
byEyesore or not, Tracey wasn’t convinced replacing the old BBQ with one I’d assemble myself would improve the look of our outdoor area.
Ten Things To Remember With Slumber Parties
bySlumber parties are a minefield of possible disasters. Here’s a few tips I’ve put together to help you survive.
Crappy Feet
byMy first time dropping Miss4 to pre-prep. You’d think I’d done this a hundred times and I’m sure the other parents were nodding and chatting quietly amongst themselves at how effortless I made it look. It didn’t last.
The Name Game
byA customer looked at my name badge today and cried out, “Bruce! What a manly name! I have a cat named Bruce. It’s a girl.”
Without a doubt the best thing about having kids is naming them. I’m picking names from the moment we conceive.
Mummy and Daddy Sitting In a Tree
by“I know what sex is,” our young Miss7 announced in the bath, and Tracey and I froze dead in our tracks
Home (almost) alone
byTracey was called into work tonight so I got complete control of the remote and fridge. Happy days
My Life As a Soccer Mum
byMy immediate response upon arriving at the soccer fields yesterday was to cuss my wife, who was at work, for managing to avoid the…
Pet Hates
byOver the years we haven’t had much success with pets, whether we’re talking an epileptic dog or our inbreeding guinea pig program. The guinea…
Babies and Bonnets
byWithin months of the arrival of Baby Number Six, Tracey gleefully packed up any maternity clothes which weren’t threadbare and gave them to a…
Ten things I never seem to get to around the house
byA list of the stuff I don’t do around the house which Tracey wishes I would finish so I could cross it off the list.
Dinner With The Butcher
byA friend of ours cooked us a lovely Kangaroo stir-fry the other day and when he came over this afternoon I thought I’d show…
BABY NUMBER 7 IS LOCKED AND LOADED!
byTime to break radio silence – despite numerous attempts at neutering myself, we’re preggers again 🙂 This has been a rough four weeks, let…
The thing that goes BEEP! in the night
byWe were torn violently from our slumber at 1am this morning by a screaming smoke alarm.