Gimme a ‘Fork No!’
byThe art of Hollaback is not dead. At least not in this family.
BIG laughs
The funner stuff. The dumber stuff. The stuff I stuff up.
Nothing Up Top
byYou ever put your family in a position which makes you question your ability to parent? Wish I could say ‘me either’.
Wash Me Work
byI love the smell of freshly washed clothes.
Dumb & Dumbist
byRiding roughshod over my very own forestry and cave system was not the direction I thought things would take when we took off on our big lap some sixteen months ago.
Please Don’t Take This Away From Me
byTracey is in two minds about me sharing this little window into our life. She worries it might show us in a poor light.
Bad Habits
byWe’d been parked in the driveway of friends for a few days and since with their mob of nine there were fourteen kids running about – or more specifically hanging about in our bus playing – finding a couple of hours of peace to focus on writing has been difficult.
Pardon My French
byWow. So much wow. Wow for the boat ride. Wow for the dad joke banter of the captain and his crewmate. Wow for the seal colony. Wow for that seal colony smell. And wow for seeing my kids finally silenced.
Night Moves
byI’ve generally enjoyed the great outdoors at night. Those days are over.
The Punny Farm
byI love petting zoos. There, I’ve said it. So when we came around a sweeping curve on the Gippsland Hwy and a series of…
I Can’t Keep It In
byWARNING: This story has some imagery which isn’t for the faint of heart or weak of stomach or people who don’t like to say eww out loud. But it is funny.
On The Bright Side…
byTracey is a firm believer there’s usually a bright side to any situation, and she’s starting to win me over.
Our Five Year ‘Old Woman’
byTaking the kids to the loo when you’re on the road really eats into your day, especially when you’ve five kids and their bladders don’t communicate.
Tool
byLady luck has meant I needed to buy more tools for Tracey to hide.
Problem Evolved
byThis was one of those moments you wait for as a parent. When you get to educate your kids about something you actually understand instead of faking it with maths or stupid proper grammar rules.
How To Holiday In The Maldives
byThe Maldives – not just for honeymooners and people with silver spoons