What the actual…is that?
by“Oh, FFS!” I said, stopping the car as I backed out of the driveway. In case there’s any doubt, I extrapolated that acronym right the hell out.
BIG blog
The blog, the whole blog and nothing but the blog.
Makin’ Bacon
byMy new bestie had only been halfway through the name of the festival and I’d already decided I was interested in wherever this conversation was going.
Rice or Wrong
byI readily agreed to Master14 practising his home economics dish thinking, incorrectly it turned out, it’d be nice to enjoy a stress free night of someone else cooking for the family.
Oh Brother, What Art Thou Thinking Now?
byMy parents’ move to Lutwyche has gone well. For them. I’m exhausted and my brother is still running around like an ER nurse but…
Another Awkwardest Moment
by“Excuse me,” I said, approaching a family of five who looked, from the dad’s expression, like they’d just had an unscheduled pee stop and…
Slap Happy
by“Did Grace show you her hands?” Tracey asked me as she into the kitchen from the car. “Oh,” I said. As in Uh-oh.
Painting Myself Into a Corner
byI may not be able to run like I used to, but jeez I can still move when I need to.
Slip Of The Tongue
byI’ll say this for Miss7, she’s got balls
Avengers – MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT
byThought I’d get the important bit out of the way in the post title
Like Mother, Like Daughter? Uh-oh
bySometimes your kids give you a glimpse of what life might have in store for them. It’s horrifying, isn’t it?
2019 Best Sportsing Effort Award Goes To….
byWell, this was unexpected. Unexpected, unwanted, unnecessary and completely unbelievable. All of the un words. Right up until the truth was uncovered.
Big Bad Gymnastics Dad
by“You did not,” Tracey gaped at me. “Are you really that much of an idiot?”
I don’t know why she insists on asking me questions she already knows the answer to.
Listen Carefully
byOkay, I think enough time has passed I can probably tell this story without naming names or pointing fingers.
A Post About Our Sex Life
byThought I’d dispense with the awkward bit in the title.
Wax On. Wax Off. Wax Lyrical.
byI have a confession to make: my name is Bruce and I have an issue with earwax.