Even though they only dress up for one day, I know why they call it Book Week. That’s how long it takes to organize what the kids are going to wear.
Moments after asking the kids to go pick their favourite books so we could work out their costumes we struck our first hurdle.
“That’s an atlas,” I told Miss8. She went away and picked another one. “Okay, now that’s a dictionary.”
Master10 had problems of his own – he’d chosen The Day My Bum Went Psycho.
“I want to go as the bum,” he informed us.
Meanwhile, Miss3 got involved and despite hers being the easiest costume of all the kids to work out, we’re kind of pleased she doesn’t go to school yet (see pic below).
Eventually, Miss8 came to us with a much easier option, Ivy from Ivy + Bean. Miss11 wore Master8’s Hogwarts’ costume for Hermione and Miss5 insisted on wearing a ballerina costume, so we threw an umbrella at her and she became Molly from Molly’s Jolly Brolly.
Now we just had Master10 to sort out.
“It’s a bit hard,” Tracey said to him. “Are you sure there isn’t someone else you’d like to dress up as?’
He insisted on going as a bum.
“I’ve got it!” I exclaimed. “We’ll shave your head use a permanent marker to draw a butt crack over your head. It’s brilliant!”
“You are NOT shaving his head,” Tracey informed me.
“And you are stifling our creativity,” I told her, turning to Master10 to apologize for his mother’s lack of vision…
…only to find him doing a sort of fish impersonation. Although his mouth was moving, no sound was coming out. But I could read his lips.
“Thank you,” he was mouthing to his mother.
After which he seemed much easier to manoeuvre away from this butthead idea. He eventually decided to put on my bee onesie, add a wand and go as Rita Skeeter, in bug form.
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