“We’re gonna miss our flight,” I said
byCan I see a show of hands if you’ve ever been late for a flight and wondered if there’s enough money left in the credit card to pay for another one?
Can I see a show of hands if you’ve ever been late for a flight and wondered if there’s enough money left in the credit card to pay for another one?
“Who just went to the loo?!” I yelled out. The bathroom was a pigsty! Actually, that’s not entirely true…
Even though they only dress up for one day, I know why they call it Book Week. That’s how long it takes to organize what the kids are going to wear.
Am I allowed to laugh? Am I even allowed to smile?
“I. Need. Sleep.”
More and more I’m realizing much of my knowledge of the universe all its wonders comes from somewhere quite removed from the more traditional classrooms.
The great thing about young kids is they aren’t teenagers yet, so you get to impress them with your smarts and logic, and they listen to your every word. In theory.
Given it’s Sunday, this post seems appropriate. Or inappropriate. One of them.
This list is in no way a complaint. Any chance I have of enjoying sex in the near future depends on me making that point perfectly clear.
Sex, sex, sex, sex – it’s my favourite four letter word.
I’m such a good parent that even when I’m taking a less-than-standoverish supervisory role, good things happen.
“I’m going to school tomorrow,” Master10 announced tonight. He’d been home for two days with stabbing pains in the stomach which even had us at the hospital at one point.
How can two groups of people hear the same nine words and take away completely different meanings? Easy, when one group is made up of my children.
I usually only get involved in the kids’ playing when the yelling starts. So it’s odd, and fortunate, that I overheard their conversation as I walked back up to the lounge room to watch some Firefly.
Sick of spag bog? I know I am. So this recipe is a godsend because it’s mild but still aromatic and flavoursome. I’m not saying it’s a surefire winner for your kids – we still have two who aren’t sold on it – but I’m very, VERY pleased to announce a 60% success rate with our mob.